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Mar. 30th, 2005 | 03:10 pm

Flip Flops have to go, they have to.
99.9999999% of the population have ugly feet and flip flops are like walking outside in your Y-front underwear with the body of Archie Bunker. Plus, how fucking lazy are you? It takes 3 seconds to lace up runners. Flip flops are fucking SLOPPY. Southerners, I understand it's hot outside, but don't you even pretend like you are actually fucking walking somewhere. Puhlease, I used to live in the south, I know goddamn well you guys will drive across the street instead of walking.

Shorts have to go also. Shorts are so fucking heinous. Three quarter length pants are just as cooling and a whole hell of a lot more put together. Also, what the hell is wrong with a little skirt?
Unless you are wearing this exact outfit...shorts are not allowed.
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"With flip flops this would just look kind of lazy. Throw some Chucks in the mix and it's "longtime girlfriend" fun. But matching orange stilettos? That's a level of hot so fucking high not even a good raping could put out the fire."

My thoughts exactly.

Why is everyone outside walking around like it's laundry day? Jesus. Could we have a modicum of decorum here?

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From: anonymous
Date: Jun. 27th, 2006 02:08 am (UTC)
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"not even a good raping could put out the fire"

i don't understand when rape became a joke in america. it's disgusting and needs to stop.

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